Lighter Side: While The Cat’s Away

Hamstring-Exercise-Dumbbell-Step-Up“Did you just giggle? Really?” I groan as I make my way through a third set of rather more heavily weighted than entirely necessary step ups.

“Of course not. Five more.” Eli answers sternly.

“I wouldn’t have taken you for a giggler Eli… seriously.” I laugh although it sounds more like a balloon slowly losing air.

“That was not a giggle. I do not giggle. I had something caught in my throat. ‘K now sixty seconds of squats.” He grins broadly, evilly, as he pushes the twenty-five pound plate back into my hands that I have unsuccessfully tried to thrust at him.

“You’re sounding a little, ummm, chipper donchathink?” I snarl. He believes I’m only teasing, or maybe he knows the real truth, that I’m actually just a little jealous.

The reason for his somewhat more joyful than usual mood is that he’s leaving for a short vacation early the next morning. Short, but an “in paradise” kind of way that makes it not really matter for how long.

Interestingly, these getaways, which by the way he takes with astonishing regularity, always mean a considerably harder training session for me… on both ends of the trip.

“Do you seriously think that I’m not going to work out while you’re away?” I huff as I complete a set of sixty second floor crawls. He seems to enjoy taxing my body with a particularly difficult conditioning workout before he heads off for an extended weekend. His only answer is a grin. I use the word grin loosely, it’s really much more nefarious than an actual smile.

“So you coming in tomorrow?” He asks, going for a look of innocence, his eyes sparkling wickedly. woman-doing-squatsSomeone should really tell him that he simply does not pull that look off… I suppose it will have to be me. He knows the answer already. It’s the third time he’s asked the question. He thinks he’s being clever by wording it slightly differently each time. “So you gonna do legs tomorrow?” is basically the same thing as “When will you fit in shoulders and back? Tomorrow would work right?” I wonder sometimes if he remembers that I’m a writer… my job is to make words play for me… I see through your little tricks MISTER.

I suppose I should be thrilled that my trainer is so committed to me that he worries about my schedule while he’s off living the life. He worries that I’m playing at being the proverbial mouse if you will, but somehow it makes me a little cranky (most things do however, so no big shocker there). Happily I can report that I’ve always used anger (be it on a large or small scale) to urge me forward. When he gets back from his little escape to paradise he will see (or at least I will tell him) that I have pushed myself harder than ever before and that I have stuck stubbornly to my strict regimen of clean eating.

So off he goes on yet another fabulous trip and my schedule has been thoroughly examined and Eli approved. Except maybe I’ll make tomorrow my rest day… I’ve always had a slight problem with authority 🙂

If you’re interested in other ways I break the rules, pop over to www.staciacarlton.com and see for yourself.

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9 comments for “Lighter Side: While The Cat’s Away

  1. Sarah
    February 3, 2013 at 2:57 pm

    I’ve read a few of your Eli posts. Just wondering is he your first trainer or did you try a few before him? How do you find the right trainer like you did?

    • February 3, 2013 at 3:25 pm

      I’ve worked with trainers since my mid twenties… which translates to a LONG time ago 🙂 I’ve had a few that were just ok, some that were really pretty good, another one that was stellar. I stumbled upon Eli when I switched gyms 2 years ago. I knew what I was looking for and gave those details to the head trainer… he picked Eli for me and it’s been ideal ever since. He pushes me and knows not only my capabilities but also my limits. Best part though? He knows EXACTLY how to motivate me and I;m lucky enough to now consider him a good friend on top of all of that. If you could see all of his clients lined up you would understand why I’ve knicknamed him “The Results Guy” Thanks for reading my columns… hope you continue to enjoy them:)

  2. February 3, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Geez – Eli should be charging you more for all that extra ‘help’ he’s giving you… 😉

    • February 3, 2013 at 2:46 pm

      HA! Yes well I will be CERTAIN to NOT tell him that you said that 🙂 Kidding aside, he really is that committed and as painful as it can sometimes be for me, I believe that he is possibly the best trainer EVAH! (cruel man that he is) I hope the stories of Eli maybe even help to inspire other trainers!

  3. February 3, 2013 at 9:30 am

    Haha…enjoyed the attitude and humor in this post! Thanks for lightening the mood and being transparent at the same time!

    • February 3, 2013 at 9:40 am

      So pleased you enjoyed it! Attitude and humour! Two of my fave words:)

  4. February 3, 2013 at 6:15 am

    Haha! Sure you won’t!! Ok seriously, for the most part I really do… Welllll, maybe not QUITE as hard, but he is a very mean and cruel man(whom I adore!:) who doesn’t care if I can walk (or lift a glass) the next day. Tough to uphold that level of torture alone! Honestly the most fun I have all day!

    • February 3, 2013 at 6:26 am

      At least you’re being honest with yourself! Enjoy the break, because you know it’s gong to get twice as difficult upon his return. You know that of course?

  5. February 3, 2013 at 6:08 am

    I have to ask, are you going to work just as hard when not under the watchful eye of Eli? I mean, honestly? I won’t tell, promise!

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